What is Odif?
Old Duck I'd Fuck. An older chick who is fuckable but fails to qualify for MILF status as she has no kids
Jared: Gee Sandra is a bit of a MILF
Jeff: Nah man she has no kids, I'd say she's still an ODIF tho.
Jared: Fuckin' A.
See odif, milf, odf, hot, bird