What is Odts?
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(Overly Dry Throat Syndrome)
A dry sensation in your throat, also known as feeling thirsty. Often times, your throat may become so dry, you won't be even able to whistle.
Solution: Rush to your nearest refrigerator, beer cooler, bar, tavern, saloon, beer joint, or night club and grab or order yourself no fewer than two of your favorite alcoholic beverages and consume. Repeat as necessary.
Warning: Trying to substitute non-alcoholic beverages while not cure your condition nor will it even temporarily subdue your symptoms. Alcohol is the key.
"Ahhh, my ODTS is kicking in. I need to go to the bar tonight."
"There is no cure for ODTS, but temporary relief is only a shot or two away."
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