Oedipal

What is Oedipal?


1.

a disorder when a child, usually a male, falls in love with his mother and in turn wants his father gone so his object of affection can be his.

Johnny is in love with mommy. Johnny pilled a knife on daddy last night. Johnny is an oedipal.

See oedipal, freud, boy, mother

2.

Falling in love to such an extent that ripping ones own eyeballs from their sockets; to physically harm oneself so as to prevent intimacy with said object of affection/affliction; to surpass Van Gogh's self-mutilation as an expression of devotion and love. A psychotic state associated with Oedipus Rex, the Greek tragedy of a man who falls in love with his mother, kills his father and stabs his eyes out to avoid seeing his mother. To watch as a friend and acquaintance is confused and harmed out of another's passionate jealousy, resulting in further concern and angst, which results in further passionate jealousy, which results in a Bermuda triangle love affair which results in pain and lost love; gettin' oedipal, in this instance, would be the end result of the two primary members of the love triangle finally consumating their dangerous liason, resulting in self-mutilation, to the point of pulling one's own eyes from his/her sockets to avoid ever seeing, acknowledging or noticing either of their countenaces again. Ever. Ever.

-Dude, Mike's gettin' all Oedipal over Nadia.

-Yeah, I know. We better intervene soon.

See love, confusion, angst, pain

3.

Ye Olde English for the word "fucking".

I have grown bvt weary of yonder oedipal serpents vpon hither oedipal flying machine

...hisseth

See old, english, olde, fucking, engrish, snakes, plane


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