Oelrich

What is Oelrich?


1.

A perpetual Virgin. One who will never get laid.

"Dude your never going to get laid, your such an Oelrich."

See virgin, loser, spinster, alone


38

Random Words:

1. Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart. Michael smells something from across the room. Mom..
1. To ejaculate while flaccid without the assistance or need of a female. Bro, I fertiged all over the floor. Did she jack you off? Nah, ..
1. A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situatio..