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Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge pac..
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Two people have sex are humping the monkey
I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night...
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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..