Off Me Tits

What is Off Me Tits?

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

East Japeepee

1. A term used to decribe a massive distance. Well then we drove to east japeepee and all the way back. See east, long, distance, far..

Nides

1. No; Definately not "Did you do your homework John?" "Nides" 2. Negative, not positive Did you break up with you..

Quoof

1. When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can hap..

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