Off Me Tits

What is Off Me Tits?

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

Jarked

1. The action of getting destroyed or obliterated; Massacred Example I Adam: That n00b totally got jarked! Matt: I know, did you see me ..

Mased

1. To completely fuck up something despite having taken every safety precaution except for not killing your damn self for being such an idi..

Vanilla Mouthwash

1. i made this one up, and i like it. a vanilla mouthwash is a big hot load of cum, delivered into the recipients mouth with the expectati..

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