Off Me Tits

What is Off Me Tits?

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

Dildo R Us

1. Location where one must go to purchase a dildo and find a large variety and selection. Hey dude let's go to dildo r us. See dildo..

Dicky Face

1. to get freaky with some girl and your dick in their face Chris Wood said he played some dicky face with Jenny, but we all know he'..

Beef Whip

1. a common Euphemism to decribe ones penis "yo dave did you get with boris last night" "yeah man gave him a crack with my..

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