What is Off My Buddy List?
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To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.
Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.
The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...
Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Random Words:
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When fucking a midget, it's customary to bag the body, as opposed to the face of your standard busted chick.
- I popped that bitch..
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get a turtle head and wiat for it to dry turning it into a dingeberry then stick the dingleberry in the womans lunch meattherefore dildo..
