Off My Buddy List

What is Off My Buddy List?


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To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...

Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"

Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."

Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"

Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"


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