What is Off My Buddy List?
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To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.
Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.
The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...
Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
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Rooted in ancient times was used by cavemen to describe small chicken sized dinosaurs that stole their food.
Oh Hag, da dinky dino ate ..
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Extremely cheap italian food like cheaper that Olive Garden amirite?
Dude ravioli is assfuck cheap. not like at the big O.G. amirite?
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