What is Off My Buddy List?
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To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.
Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.
The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...
Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Random Words:
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Vulva parted, apparently in a welcoming manner.
D.H Lawrence, Sons and Lovers:
"Eh, oop, our Mam," he essayed, stripping off..
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An entrepreneur who focuses his work on internet jobs and e-commerce. Often financial schemers, thus the birth of online pyramid schemes..
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While a guy is eating box, you take the opportunity to wrap your legs around his head to hold him close while letting out a silent fart...
