Off My Face

What is Off My Face?


1.

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.

"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."

See inebriated, catatonic, sozzled, pissed, drunk, wankered, shit-faced, sloshed, paralytic, plastered

2.

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

See off, my, face, your, drunk


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