Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Ringworm

1. A fungal infection that dirty bastards get. James: What the fuck is that on your leg? Anthony: I don't know, I've had it for..

Anally Induce Brain Leakwage

1. The act of having a communal reverse brain fart. To have a thought process before having the actual thought. ususally occurs when high..

Fubwat

1. Acronym: Fat Ugly Bloke With A Tash Describes the typical 40 year old british man. Man 1: Do you know what we are? Man 2: What? Man ..

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