Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Texas Muff Burn

1. When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex. Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!..

Fowels

1. mark fowels is a complete tosser, he made sweet, sweet love to his cat, he holds a world record for having the biggest chin. dude did y..

Drooler

1. 1. Someone that asks stupid simple questions on a forum that everyone and their dog has already asked because they are too fucking lazy ..

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