Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?


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To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"


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