Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Damn It Claudia!

1. when someone does something wrong or at any randommoment you say this. Everyone will either laugh or if this person is the claudia they ..

Kroghetto

1. A Kroger Supermarket that is in a bad part of town. Honey, you going to the store? Yea, I'm going to Publix, not the Kroghetto.....

Zamboni

1. kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks look at that zamboni go! i wanna zamboni machine 2. Beef flaps that hangs so far down th..

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