Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

K-fed-ex

1. Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname). Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now..

Arkansas Tumbleweed

1. A plastic shopping bag, usually from wal-mart, that is being blown around by the wind. The opening scene in American Beauty features a ..

Take It Slow

1. When a guy/girl have been talking, feelings surface, but neither is ready to become a "couple". So me and ____ have been real..

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