Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Zerpy-terp

1. An undefinable insult. Usually found in general namecalling. Don't be such a zerpy-terp. See Raistlin..

Banana Nut Crunch

1. the act of kicking a guy in the groin dude, why are you holding yourself? i called janie a bitch and she banana nut crunch'ed me!..

Dekalb Illinois

1. town 60 miles outside chicago. urban feeling to it kinda, but weird because its surrounded by corn. the place where barb wire was invent..

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