Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Schrammed

1. The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity, or as it is mo..

Chevron

1. An idiot who thinks he can sue you for putting his description on Urban Dictionary. Random Guy: Hey check this site out :P Chevron: WH..

Uncalculated Nipple Jerk

1. an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that b..

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