Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

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Czartender

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Yogi Pull

1. The act of two-handed masturbation with anal beads inserted into your rectum and hooking the string of beads to a big toe for extraction..

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