Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Adny

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Moww

1. v. the act of quickly grabbing someones nipple, not in order to cause pain as a purple nurple would, but instead to get the nipple erect..

Imaginary Emergency

1. A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level. Sometimes used as..

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