Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Qtumpkin

1. The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin. Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtum..

John Paul Jones

1. The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inacc..

Jhit

1. if u dont want to cuss and say shit, say jhit mixture of jeeez and shit When ur watching a gymnastics competition and a girl did somet..

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