Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Your Dad's Friend

1. Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage t..

Bar-j

1. A blow job that occurs in a bar I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical! See ba..

N3rd

1. 1) Someone who was compiled, not born. 2) Someone who cannot differentiate between real life and IRC. 3) Someone who would rather marr..

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