Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

Quickster

1. Being able to get girls in the sack quick. Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bed..

Mocky Syndrome

1. A rare condition which was discovered in the late 50's by a white man visiting pakistan. The Mocky species has been known to carry ..

Vaginal Fungus

1. This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region. A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters..

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