Off My Tits

What is Off My Tits?

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

On Tap

1. Having your 'ish together. Mom: Did you do your homework? Your chores? Did you call your grandma? Kid: I got it all on tap. Se..

The Freight!

1. (adj) A term used to express love/approval of something or someone. Similar to The Whip Nasty. Detroit's Port Authority is The Fr..

Louisiana Hotpocket

1. The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out. Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket? Girl: y..

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