Off My Twat

What is Off My Twat?

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

Malparkage

1. Parking badly Parking in a place where it does not belong. "My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."..

Beershitilitis

1. the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. ..

The Mortality Angle

1. The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as ..

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