Off My Twat

What is Off My Twat?

to be so intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol or non-pharmaceutical drugs that you behave in a way totally out of character, but in a good wa.

last night i was so off my twat

Metric Shit Ton

1. Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton. "ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shi..

Scratch-moded

1. It's like saying moded, but better. Yeah! He's a professor... of being a DOG! Scratch-moded! See moded, cabin fever, lame, f..

Fried-rice

1. A word used to describe a person lacking the ability to form coherent sentences in spoken conversation; a person given to frequent stutt..

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