Off Roading

What is Off Roading?


1.

When one takes a four wheel drive vehicle off of pavement and onto a dirt trail or field and drives around having fun. Best done in a Jeep.

I want to go off roading so bad.

I just found this awesome place to go off roading, I took my jeep and it handled perfectly

2.

To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.

From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."

See offroading, scat, bum, piss, welsh


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