What is Off The Air?
1.
Refers to a person or situation that is crazy. Perhaps on drugs. Originated in a small Oklahoma pool hall.
"I'm off the air. I'm going skinny dipping and it's thirty degrees outside"
"His abs are off the air"
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2.
an interjection used when someone says something they should not. Anything unfunny, embarassing, or ignorant that renders the speaker particularly deserving of silence.
- Hey did you guys get a chance to read about fashion week in Glamour yet? I love the evening wear on page 47. Here I'll show you. Anybody got a copy?
- ...That's off the air.
- Hey, you comin out wit us Friday?
- Nah. Sorry guys. I think I'm going to stay home and read the Bible this weekend. First John has really got me on the edge of my seat. Thanks though.
- WHAT??? Off the air.
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3.
Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
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