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1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. a 1337speaker is a person who thinks it is cool to use 1337speak in games and their lives 1337speaker: omfg, n00b it totaly pwned you i..

1. A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely. Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg! See feces, ..