Off-duty Ninja

What is Off-duty Ninja?


1.

A ninja who is not currently working and is now in the guise of a civillian.

When a bank robber pointed his gun at me, he had no idea i was an off-duty ninja. He realizied later, though, when I had kicked his ass.

2.

A self-proclaimed "pimp ninja" that is, in actuality, a virgin, and has no game whatsoever. He/She relies on Lutheranism (preferred religion) and party tricks to make his/herself seem cool towards others.

"Man, that Off-Duty Ninja loves the cock"


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