Office Assaulter

What is Office Assaulter?

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

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Ursa Work

1. When somebody is doing something that isn't productive Matt only does ursa work all day because all he does is play WoW See work..

Omfgwtf Is This

1. Oh my fucking god what the fuck is this man 1: omfgwtf is this man 2: oh man 1: dude your fucking my girl friend man 2: can i finish..

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

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