Office Assaulter

What is Office Assaulter?

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

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