Office Beater

What is Office Beater?

Someone who masterbates in an office environment

Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky

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Blamingdales

1. the place to shop for the latest fashion trends out! "lets go to blamingdales I heard theyre having a huge moveout sale" See..

Umpherson

1. A big lanky dork who likes fucking live chickens. Wow, you really umphersoned that livestock the other day...

Hamlette

1. A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette. Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had ..

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