Office Beater

What is Office Beater?

Someone who masterbates in an office environment

Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky

See jacking off, masterbation, office, porn

You Get The W

1. get wacked, shot, dead. "If you f--- with me, you get the W"; probable origin, a Cypress Hilllyric See w, wacked, shot, dri..

Zombie Poke

1. getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. ..

Zonalnet

1. a really wierd , insane person who is really good at php me : are you, weird , insane, and really good with php zonalnet : moo. See p..

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