Office Beater

What is Office Beater?

Someone who masterbates in an office environment

Jimmy is an office beater. He worked night shift last night at my desk....now my keyboard is sticky

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Jiggital

1. The genitals of a jigglypuff. Usually referenced to lower opponents moral when playing Pokemon, or Super Smash Bros. Suck my jiggitals!..

Icant Afford

1. Branching from the popular I-pod, Icant afford is what you say when you are lacking an I-pod due to financial reasons, obviously. Your b..

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