What is Office Bingo?
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a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.
VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!
Random Words:
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The act of a pigeon jaywalking dangerously on a road, typically near bus stops.
Hey dude, that bird is so jaywidgeon.
See pigeon, jayw..
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shithole bordering a worse shithole (Wilkes Barre). A place that Satan wipes his ass with.
Guy 1: Yo where do you live?
Ian: I'm ..
