What is Office Bingo?
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a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.
VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!
Random Words:
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To get high on marijuana.
I was blasting my mind all day today.
See blasting, marijuana, pot, weed, get high, emit..
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an ironic take on "gilding the lily"
meaning castrating ie sabotaging something when a state of near perfection has been achi..
