What is Office Bingo?
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a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.
VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!
Random Words:
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a light slap on the wrist resulting from misconduct
I gave Tim an obligatory, judicial, slap on the wrist when he said an unsavory word..
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Either, a mustached man or an Italian woman preparing to fill his or her mouth with a large cock.
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A person who persistently sends long and boring text messages to your phone when it would be much easier to just call
Scott:Hmmmm it wo..
