What is Office Bingo?
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a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.
VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!
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The process in which a man rams a woman so hard during sex that her vagina becomes wide and bucket-like.
'Oi double, let's go..
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1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.
"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious a..
