What is Office Bingo?
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a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.
VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!
Random Words:
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Prop. N. : Oblishblot
N. : an oblishblot
V.T. : to oblishblot; to spout sage but incomprehensible, illogical advice.
Ask Oblishblot..
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a rap group that got an oscar only because because the committee smoked crack all day all night before the ceremony...
listen...i&apos..
