Office Bingo

What is Office Bingo?


1.

a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.

VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.

Monkey: BINGO!


7

Random Words:

1. my buddy matt gersch has a friend with a dog named brewster.he took the dog to a friends brand new home and the dog took a massive shit ..
1. A person who's introverted online. In unprinted demagogue and sensationalist in covers of coveted webpages, he's displayed, b..
1. A stupid blonde girl who does not get whats happening 80% of the time. She needs to be reminded of what shes doing. She also does not kn..