What is Office Bingo?
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a form of bingo game played by cubical monkeys wherein industry buzzwords and business speak are written out on a 5x5 grid prior to a meeting and participants "x" off words that are used until they achieve bingo (5 across or 5 vertical or 5 diagonal) or other local variations. Winners must jump to thier feet and scream "BINGO" at the time of victory.
VP: We'll synergize our core business units with market capitalization, maximizing our return on investment.
Monkey: BINGO!
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In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. Que La Chinga is like What The Fuck, literally ..
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The highest form of jawn; the pinnacle of jawnliness.
What? Free food? That's the jawn's jawn.
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A (rubber) duck's ba..
