What is Office?
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adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".
Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"
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2.
Place to do your dirty business aka take a
Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.
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3.
Ice that is beyond its expiration date.
Man I feel terrible, it must have been the office I had at that cheap Indian place.
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like it? it's the deluxe
Like my office? its the deluxe!
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The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.
The place where secretaries can get a raise.
Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.
Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.
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6.
A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.
Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.
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7.
Area with minimum 3 walls or partitions
Tim has an office but Tony doesn't.
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