Office

What is Office?


1.

adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".

Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"

New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"

See cool, rad, sensational

2.

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz

Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.

See Matt

3.

Ice that is beyond its expiration date.

Man I feel terrible, it must have been the office I had at that cheap Indian place.

See food, restaurant, sick, diarearing

4.

like it? it's the deluxe

Like my office? its the deluxe!

See shaws, suffocation, stupidity, smackwell

5.

The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.

The place where secretaries can get a raise.

Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.

Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.

See office, secretary, raise, husband, wife

6.

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

See room, post, station, gay, berth

7.

Area with minimum 3 walls or partitions

Tim has an office but Tony doesn't.

See office, cubicle, job, desk, space


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