What is Office Cock?
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the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.
i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.
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1. a magic phrase that makes impossible things work, like abrakadabra.
2. an expression of joy; huzzah
1. Sam: Yes god will come down ..
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Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.
Susan is such a schmoozette!..
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when someone is taking a long time to do somthing/ they are in your way when you want to do somthing
"Oi bruv"
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