What is Office Cock?
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the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.
i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.
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A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees.
Who's that?
That's Fenton, the new boss...