Office Cock

What is Office Cock?


1.

the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.

i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.

See girlfriend, floor, kitchen, cock, work


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