Office Espresso

What is Office Espresso?


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That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.

Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?

Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.

See joe, java, mud, americano, espresso


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