What is Office Goggles?
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Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).
In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."
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