Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Zapnin

1. Part of a friendly greeting, lit. "What's happening?". Very similar to "Wassup?". "Yo, 'zapnin&apos..

Rocketshit

1. the point where you fart and shit simultaniously; known to sometimes send the performer off the toilet One time I had a rocketshit, and..

Missles

1. To miss someone greatly. Typically in reference to a loved one. baby, i missles you. i missles you too honey See miss 2. big thingi..

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