Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Valve Oil

1. Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument. My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil? See Chad..

Aromantic

1. One who lacks interest in or desire for romantic relationships. I must say that she seemed rather aromantic. See asexual, unromantic, ..

Zapp!

1. exclamation used after insuffulation of narcotics, most commonly cocaine. always with two "p"s and and exclamation mark. Hitt..

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