Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Vehicle Whore

1. Someone, while playing Halo-like games, who constantly uses vehicles to run around the map, but never really fights like a real man. Pl..

Barbone

1. What a woman says when she spots a sexy, hot, hunk of a man that oozes with sexuality and she lusts for him to take her, throw her down ..

Hand To Gland Combat

1. A very vigorous masturbation session! Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat! 2. 1. n. a wank You: I&a..

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