Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Gadji

1. A Gypsy word for non-gypsy females. In the south of France, used amongst the young to describe a woman or girl. Woua, mate la gadji ! ..

“nothin’ But Net”

1. When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a sh..

Ortal

1. A person who is yellow. oh my god! look how ortal she is! he always goes by the book like a little ortal. See yellow, ortal, strict, ..

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