Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Ebong

1. the midget man no more than 2 foot tall who cries every hour on the hour normally charity advertistments on the television set him off ..

Vineyard Waffle

1. when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over i..

Ultracare

1. The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase. Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It..

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