Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Proctologeist

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Tweety Birdness

1. A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety. Your friend says "That's f..

Handroid

1. The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb..

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