Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Idfgi

1. Acronym for I Don't F*ing Get It. used on lj when someone posts something that doesn't make sense. user 1:> My cat fire ..

Nojar

1. See jar jar binks 2. Silly cow More than one nojar is enough. See Oskar..

Uptime

1. The time during which a machine is operating or an employee is working. 16:05:24 up 74 days, 21:05, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.03,..

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