Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

70 Wipes

1. Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit. justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a ..

Pulling A Sexton

1. Having sex in a dirty and/or grungy bathroom. Sometimes with doors and/or windows visible to others. Kasara was pulling a sexton, when ..

Mediqueen

1. the sovereign or monarchial personification of that which would alleviate the symptoms of a said disease. mediqueen of depression. See..

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