Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Easable

1. A task is easy and someone is able to do it. Mother: "Are you ready for your bath?" Son: "Yes, that is easable to do.&q..

The Hobo

1. The act of shoving a handful of change into someone's ass and then proceeding to fist their hole. After trying the houdini last ni..

The Big C

1. A phrase refering to cancer, a very deadly, cellular disease in which normal cells mutate and spread throughout the body or a localized ..

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