Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Molestocles

1. A great Greek warrior who was remembered for the one thing he hoped would be forgotten. Herocles: Hey, Molestocles what's up? Mol..

Brown Joe

1. A Brown Joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one. Person A proceeds to defecate in Person B's mouth, and while h..

Zittasfaction

1. The pleasure and satisfaction one gets from squeezing out a zit on one's face. I got the best zittasfaction when I squished out a ..

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