Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Blunting

1. The act of driving while listening to James Blunt at ear piercing decibels. That dude in the Camry is totally blunting. See blunt, jam..

Oh Zay

1. Oh Zay is a word used to describe things in a negative way. It's like saying 'thats retarted!' "Oh man that is sooo..

Upshot

1. Originally it was the final shot in an archery match. Now used to mean: the conclusion; the result. The upshot of what happened is th..

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