Office Lichens

What is Office Lichens?

Parasitic employees with no skills of their own who are great at delegating tasks to others

Lichens often face a dilemma when they overdelegate and in effect leave themselves with nothing to do.

Brown General

1. When you take an especially impressive dump and the turd stands up on end, sticking out of the water. Resembles a soldier standing at a..

Jell Jockey

1. A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis. Peter Watts advert..

Noobi

1. a cute newbie hello im new :D..

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