Office Linebacker

What is Office Linebacker?


1.

A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.

Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.

2.

1. n. Someone who wears a full football uniform and tackles the living shit out of random people at the office. See Terry Tate.

Terry Tate is an office linebacker.

3.

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.

Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.

Mike: What an office linebacker


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