Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

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Ifhy

1. i fucking hate you. i-i f-fucking h-hate y-you Carson, ifhy. like Carson, stop playing me. stop telling me that you love me while y..

Obv

1. abbr. obviously You are obv going to give me a dollar. 2. abb. for " Obviously. " Guy: God DAMN Jessica Alba is fucking h..

Jewdong

1. The abnormally large penis of a jewish person "holy shit stienberg McGoldingstien! You have a huge jewdong" See jew, dong, d..

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