Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

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Hagmus

1. a weeklong celebration in the thrid week of april that celebrates the Haggis, one of the most bloody awful foods ever invented. It is so..

Fretard

1. Frigging Retard. "You're such a fretard!!" See matt 2. A freak and a retard Tonianne you are fretard 3. friggen re..

Pittsburgh Mangina

1. A male from the Pittsburgh area who went to college at a decent Big East or Big Ten school, thought it was a good idea to move back home..

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