Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

See office, mattress, pam, jim, sex

ƒuck

1. The word fuck used in IRC chatrooms so they are not booted. Yo! Fuck you! {slangdefineuser has been booted} Haha! what a ƒucker!..

Leepies

1. sam / crease / sleep leepies wanna go leepies with leepies?..

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

1. One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside. George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma??? ..

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