Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

See office, mattress, pam, jim, sex

Involuntary Goatee

1. When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter. Friend: Haha, J..

Mooglestooge

1. stupid, annoying or irritating person or thing Bob -'Fred forgot the ticket' James - 'damn, what a mooglestooge' ..

Chicha Wha

1. what you say when you have no idea what someone just said or if you don't have anything better to say Nerd: The dilitium crystals ..

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