Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

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Uber Fag

1. someone who is extremly gay and goes out of their way to be a huge homosexual. "god, matt is an uber fag" "yeh uber fag..

Green Beard

1. Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act. Emph..

Cross Pound

1. A fist pound in which both participants cross their arms, make fists on each hand, and pound the other person's fists. Seen from a..

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