Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

See office, mattress, pam, jim, sex

W00tg0053

1. a. A variant of w00tm0053. b. A label for someone that has no meaning. See nickname. c. Coined December 31, 2003 at 3 am. "Hey w..

Vagyrant

1. A woman who is adept at using sex to subvert, manipulate, and ultimately control the man she is with, in order to get what she wants. Th..

Uh Oh

1. 1) A self-response to a mistake that cannot easily be corrected, letting yourself and those immediately around you know that you are in ..

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