Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

See office, mattress, pam, jim, sex

Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

1. With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bi..

Forted

1. fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted..

W.e.f.

1. (accronym) with effect from. From this date/day on. It was admitted as a member w.e.f. May 15th. See wef, aviation, formal..

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