Office Mattress

What is Office Mattress?

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

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Omnideth

1. Teh leet3st pwnar :D Stew See Matt..

Cowboy Down

1. The battle cry of anti-boston red sox fans. I.e. Yankee fans. COWBOY DOWN! is the opposite of COWBOY UP!..

Leave Your Phone Off The Hook

1. Mocking referral to busy cellusers What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn celler..

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