Office Pretty

What is Office Pretty?

Someone who is good looking, but only compared to other people in your office.

I thought that our secretary Jannet was hot, but after seeing her at that bar last night, it's obvious that she's just office pretty.

See monet, butter face, skud, two-face

Mug Muck

1. The grotty sludge that hardens to a putrid film on the botttom of a coffee mug when left on your desk for a few days, or weeks. Look at..

Meatball Man

1. one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a..

Brackston Steamer

1. to take a shit in a pair of nylons and then beat a chick with them - preferably in the face. that chick is so dumb i had to give her a ..

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