Office Shark

What is Office Shark?


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The office shark is a legendary beast that senselessly attacks office workers, forcing them to go home early. The shark may attack at any time, however the office shark is especially active on Fridays, carrying many a worker off into weekend.

Tim just had a shark attack and had to go home. The office shark has been especially active this week.

See shark attack, lazy, office


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