Office Space

What is Office Space?


1.

Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.

I just watched Office Space last night. I love that fucking movie.

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2.

Great movie, underrated by critics (who said it was merely average.) Office space is like Dilbert...either you won't get it, and you'll think it's the most pointless thing ever...or, you just might realize it's a work of genius. I would expect nothing less from Mike Judge, creator of Beavis and Butt-head! The movie flags a bit toward the end, but is essential viewing nonetheless.

Bill Lumberg: "A little more to the left...that's greeaat..."

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3.

Best fucking movie ever. The only movie I can keep watching over and over and still keep laughing.

"Yeah, didn't you get that memo?"

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4.

the movie, that really is a metaphor for life. You can't work all the time, you can't always follow the same routine. You sometimes need and event hence the death of the hypnosis doctor, to make you have a life change, to make one's life more meaningful

"It's not just about my dream of doing nothing, It'a about all of us"

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5.

<verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.

If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!

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6.

Arguably the best movie ever made. Written and directed by the creator of Beavis and Butthead - Mike Judge. The main character, Peter Gibbons, played by Ron Livingston, hates his repetitive, monotonous job working in Initech with his buddies Samir Naheenanajad and Michael Bolton. Fed up with his job, Peter decides to see an occpational hypnotherapist who helps him to relax by hypnotising him into temporarily not caring, however he dies before taking the hypnosis off of Peter, leaving him in a relaxed, care-free state of mind which makes for a hilarious movie.

The funniest characters in the movie are definitely Initech's software Engineers Samir and Michael, both of which who also dislike their jobs, and plan to program a virus to rip Initech off for thousands of dollars. Samir dislikes the workers for being unable to pronounce his last name, and Michael dislikes them for constantly referring to the Singer Michael Bolton, whom he hates but pretends to like in order to fit in with them and make them happy.

If you have not seen the movie, I Highly Recommend it.

Samir: "I do not understand why no one in this country can pronounce my last name, its not that difficult.. NA-HEE-NANA-JAD, Naheenanajad"

Michael: "Yeah well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton!"

Samir: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name."

Michael: "There WAS nothing wrong with it.. until I was about 12 years old, and that No Talent Ass Clown started becoming famous and winning Grammy's."

Samir: "Why don't you just go by Mike, Instead of Michael"

Michael: "Screw that, why should i change, he's the one who Sucks!"

{Enter Peter}: "Hey guys, wanna go to Chachki's, get some coffee? I gotta get outta here, I think I'm gonna lose it"

Co-Worker: "Uh OH! Sounds like someone's got a case of the MONDAYS :-( "

7.

the single most underrated comedy of all time. Released in '99, Written by the famous Mike Judge, and Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Diedrich Bader and Gary Cole, among others.

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Joanna: Won't you get fired?

Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Joanna: So you're gonna quit?

Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

Joanna: When did you decide all that?

Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.


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