Office Titties

What is Office Titties?

1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's chest.

2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.

"So I was hooking up with this girl, but I had to cut it short... she had office titties."

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