Officer One-inch

What is Officer One-inch?

a male with a small dick

officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless

See shrivelled penis, chode, small, dick, useless

Umflump

1. to beat another maliciously with one's genitals Jack just umpflumped John and now hes at the hospital..

Viaggravate

1. To bother someone constantly about sex. Comes from Viagra + aggravate. This guy in the bar kept viaggravating me...

Launch A Submarine

1. To expel a large fecal mass into a toilet bowl filled with water. To take a dump. Excuse me guys, I gotta go launch a submarine. See p..

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