What is Offistalker?
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Eyeballing or otherwise "stalking" a co-worker while they're not paying attention; Peeping over a cubicle wall to peek on an unsuspecting associate.
"Jen: John keeps looking at me when he thinks I'm not looking"
"Pat: Thats because he's an Offistalker Jen."
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