What is Offord?
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An out of touch male who is disconnected enough from the world to drive an old Ford. Believed to be a shortening of the descriptive sentence "Old Fucking Ford Driver".
The term is atypical of people of ginger descent, but can be applied to people not born into Red Power.
Whilst this person can be easily described as a "Douche Bag", it requires far too much energy for someone so far down the food chain.
Look at that retard driving down the road in that clapped out Fiesta. He's even playing Final Countdown loudly on the tape deck.............what a fucking Offord.
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Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.
Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.
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When a girl makes out with another girl to get with a guy
Jess: "See that hot guy over there?"
Emily: "Yeah."
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the opitimy of cunts. only to be used as a last resort when all over insults have failed to achive the desired affect.
you mother'..
