What is Offriended?
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Used when you are offended that someone has offended your mate, and/or on behalf of your mate.
'Carley is a fat obese motherfucking bitch'
'Shut your dirty mouth, you've offriended me with that comment'
'Hey Gil, Simon said Ben was a fatty'
'I'm offriended'
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