Offroad Facelift

What is Offroad Facelift?

The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.

-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.

My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...

Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.

She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.

See atv, blowjob, facelift, sex, offroad

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