What is Offroad Facelift?
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The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.
-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.
My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...
Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.
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n.) A.K.A. camel toe.
Did you get a look at Maria's taco jeans? Dude, that puta must have been bangin' the whole barrio.
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Line Break.
Who the hell defines a line break?
I'll tell you who - someone who wants to complain about how annoying it is to type..
