Offroad Facelift

What is Offroad Facelift?

The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.

-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.

My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...

Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.

She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.

See atv, blowjob, facelift, sex, offroad

Quav

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Creep-o

1. a kid that will never stop seducing you until...well, he will NEVER stop seducing you. That weird blonde kid that won't leave our ..

Ya Dat

1. Means yessir, Yes, ur right..... My boy Pat was like that hoe is fine and i was like YA DAT! See yes, fa sheezy, yessir, for real..

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