Offs

What is Offs?


1.

abbreviation for "oh for fuck sakes"

When her husband gets ridiculous on the IM, she types "offs" ...

2.

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.

These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.

Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..

To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .

3.

Angry, offended, iratated.

Jimmy got offs when Jeremy cummed in his ass.

4.

The"offs": When you're not really hungover, but not quite lucid. Just sort of off-center.

It took me an hour to write this example because I have the offs.

See drunk, hangover, hung over, beer, wine, off


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