What is Offshore Drilling?
1.
The practice of leaving the country for the explicit purpose of engaging in sex.
"We're headed to Costa Rica because we heard that there is great opportunity for offshore drilling there."
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2.
1) anal sex
2) any form of anal penetration
1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.
2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
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What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.
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