What is Offside?
1.
To take something too far
To cross the line
You can't just walk up to someone and punch them in the face man , that's offside.
Did you just walk up to that
broad and grab her, You're offside.
Did you see Yanni, man he's offside.
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2.
Used mainly in a male rich enviroment.
Meaning when a girls belly/stomach sticks out further than her breasts.
That bitch is ''offside''
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3.
a place in football where you are classed as a sinner, and any goal you score from an
A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.
Mrs. McGrath: "Billy! You're offside! Get back!"
Billy: "FUCK YOU MUM!"
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