Offside

What is Offside?


1.

To take something too far

To cross the line

You can't just walk up to someone and punch them in the face man , that's offside.

Did you just walk up to that broadand grab her, You're offside.

Did you see Yanni, man he's offside.

See ridiculous, crazy

2.

Used mainly in a male rich enviroment.

Meaning when a girls belly/stomach sticks out further than her breasts.

That bitch is ''offside''

See fat, big, girl, steve, boobs

3.

a place in football where you are classed as a sinner, and any goal you score from an offside position will be ignored by everybody who is onside.

A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.

Mrs. McGrath: "Billy! You're offside! Get back!"

Billy: "FUCK YOU MUM!"

See sport, football, rugby, big hit, arse, food


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