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Virgin who acts like they have had sex with the entire tristate area, but everyone knows that no one would ever have sex with them. EVER..
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1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ..
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A Higz moment is where you do something so retarded that it shocks you.
Ivan:
FFS, I had a Higz moment and it wouldn't come to me..