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Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.
Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of W..
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Rapid female masturbation.
Wake up, quick flick, shower, dress, work. Easy.
See girls, masterbation, sinful, dirty, jerk off, fun, laz..
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A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
"The monkey claw is smelly"
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A fart that f..
