Ogre Santa

What is Ogre Santa?


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a giant beer bellied demonic mormon possessed by evil spirits that unleashes its fury on greedy little children during x-mas and new years day.

son:mom, you better give me everything i want or i wont wear this on!

mom:ill give you an ogre santa, so do not disobey.

*kid shivers in frozen solid fear*

See happy holidays, demons


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