Oh Crabs

What is Oh Crabs?


1.

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)

OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'

See suicide

2.

A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.

OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits


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