Oh My Life Edit Meaning

1. A bagle that has been toasted. Could I have some Jew Toast please?! See jew, toast, food, bagle, bread..

1. Drunken unwanted physical contact. I got piss drunk last weekend and J-raped some girls. See groping..

1. Matt's other cat, and companion to Shitty Pancras. Lives on beanbag. Lives for turkey. Poops on floor when angered. May vomit pr..