What is Ohio State Buckeyes?
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The school to attend if you want to receive a college degree while taking classes such as "AIDS Awareness" and "Basket Weaving". The university has also been known to hand out free money to its football and basketball players, which is highly against the NCAA rules. Just ask Maurice Clarrett and Troy Smith.
School Booster: Hey Maurice, want me to buy you a new car since you can't afford one with all your college tuition?
Maurice Clarrett: Sure dawg, but don't tell Coach Tressell.
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A gigantic urban school, whose students harbor an intense hatred of Michigan, particullarly where football is concerned. Michigan fans love to claim that they have an overall advantage in the series, but fail to realize that for about half of the rivalry, Ohio State was a tiny A&M college. In addition, Ohio State has one of the best teaching and veterinary schools in the US, and the 3rd best Political Science program in the world.
Why is Braylon Edwards crying like a little girl on the sidelines? Oh, that's right, it was because of the Ohio State Buckeyes.
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sporting teams representing THE Ohio State University. these teams enjoy a rich and extremely devoted fan base who care not what 'those people up north' have to say about any rivalry because we know we're better anyway...
no better combo than Scarlet & Gray
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A college football team that gets to the national championship over and over just to blow it like a big cock cuz theyre gay
Ohio state Buckeyes lost the NCAA basketball championship to UF and then The NCAA football championship to UF...
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A team that can't beat the Gators. Also know as Gatorbait. 41-14 explains a lot. Who would come up with a mascot of a nut?
Ohio State Buckeyes sure are Gatorbait
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Ohio State Buckeys are the best college in the big ten, in football, basketball, hockey and many others. Many Michigan fans will tell you they suck, however that is only because they are bitter due to their extreme losses in the sport of football at the hands of Troy Smith and A.J. Hawk. To stray away from this fact they try to focus on Cleveland Ohio's professional teams such as the Cleveland Browns. But once again their just bitter because the Browns picked up Breylon Edwards the choke artist who cannot catch an 8 yard pass causing the Wolverines to once again lose to the Buckeyes. Michigan fans can say what they wish but the outcome will always end in a Buckeye victory.
Michigan fan: F the Ohio State Buckeyes we are going to own you guys this year
Ohio State fan: just like last year rite? and the year before that? and the year before that?
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The dirtiest, fowlest, and ugliest football team in the country that is continuously dominated by the greatest and most feared football program in the nation, the Michigan Wolverines. buckeye athetics illegally recruit more than any other school in the nation, their white-trashiness is evident by just some of the names on their team (AJ Hawk, Mike Nugent). Despite losing to the buckeyes this year, Michigan still holds most wins overall in the series as well as more national titles. Michigan will always be superior to ohio state because Michigan owns everyone.
"Hey look at the shirt. It says 'buck the fuckeyes,' and on the back '100 years of busting their nuts.'"
