Ohioans

What is Ohioans?


1.

Obviously someone from Ohio.

-Lives less than 20-30 miles from a college or university.

-Calls "soda" POP...(i thought everyone did...)

-We never know how tah dress because our weather is so crazy and unpredictable.

-Full of soccer moms and football fans.

-Ohioans HATE Michigan.

-A lot of us have a little bit of uh Southern accent.

-When leaving a relatives/friends house, the true Ohioans will say somethin' like, "See yee-uns layter!"

-Calls a 'creek' a "crick"

-Calls a 'washer' a "worsher" or for example, "I need tah worsh dem dishes!"

-Most likely cusses a lot and watches American Idol religously.

-We all got a personality of our own and people compare us to hillbillys or West Virginians...trailor trash, etc.

-We all gotta dog!

-Always gotta have a yard sale or garage sale each summer.

-Goes to church about every Sunday.

-But we're happy people that don't give a fuck about anything but partying, drinking, getting high(emos), watching the newest episode of Daisy of Love, and trying to make a good living.

-Most likely is a big fan of Nascar.

The mom: WATCH YA FEET, PAISLEY! THERE'S BROKEN GLASS IN THIS HERE GAS STATION BATHROOM! GET YUR GODAMN SHOES AWN! (ohioans know how to love)

7-Year-Older: I wanna go back to tha trailor park, momma!

The mom: No god damnit! we gotta go visit yur aunt 'n uncle jr. in the hospital! dhey juss had their 69th ked!

7-Year-Older: BUT IMA MISS DAH NASCAR RACE ON TAYVAY TODAY!>:| yu uh bitch mama.

See ohio, lame, boring, sex, slut, drugs


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