Oh-shit Gift

What is Oh-shit Gift?


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A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.

*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift

See anniversary, birthday


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