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Lack of sex making one act like a total asshole to all
Damn she's evil today...suffering from a serious case of lackadickatosis si..
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A very fat person, often has an ugly beard and eats oatmeal very often. Enormous penis.
Woman: hey your dick is so big dude
Man: o yea..
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The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, suga..