Oil Change Edit Meaning

1.

To have sex after a long period of absentience.

Ashanti finally had his oil change after 2 months of being single.

2.

the act of getting screwed in the ass.

"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."

See butt, oil, screwed, screw, sex

3.

First you get on one of the carts you use to go under a car. You roll under your girl when shes on her period, heavy flow. You take out the old tampon and if blood gets on you thats ok your doing your job right. Clean her up, put in a new tampon, roll out from under her and give her a thumbs up.

Aaron gave his girl a great oil change last weekend.

See oil, vagina, blood, tampon, car

4.

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change

Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?

Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

See blowjob, head, oral sex, sucking dick, getting head

5.

It's where you suck a dick til orgasm, keep it in your mouth, then blow it in the asshole, then feltch it back out and swallow. I don't advise it.

Damn I need an Oil Change.

See oil, change, suck, dick, asshole, swallow, feltch, cum, shit, gross

6.

The act of inserting a funnel into someone's asshole and then spewing your own diarrhea into said funnel.

My girl wanted a Cleveland Steamer last night. I wasn't feeling well so my poop wasn't solid. We opted for an Oil Change instead.

See cleveland steamer, screaming seagull, wolfbagging, dirty panda, dirty gomez

7.

To stick your dick in bitch's asshole, and try as hard as you can to pee in her dirty slut ass.

That bitch Gabriel just got an oil change.

See oil, change, pee, ass, in, urine, anus, asshole