Random Words:
1.
n. One who resists the erosion of basic literacy by pointing out egregious spelling and grammar errors, both online and in meatspace.
S..
1.
A tan you get from wearing those cute flats from Rite-Aid!
The flats with carboard on the bottom, and elastic across the front.
"..
1.
A spooty spiff with an early dick.
Take that spondickerly out of your velvet pouch please...