Oiling The Teak

What is Oiling The Teak?

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

See jacking off, jerking, wanking

Difficunt

1. A difficult and bitchy girl It is impossible to get along with her, she is such a difficunt. See bitch, cunt, skank, annoying, idiot..

Mandate

1. a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate,..

A Testament To

1. Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds. kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik? kid2..

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