Oiling The Teak

What is Oiling The Teak?

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

See jacking off, jerking, wanking

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Zeus 'em

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