Oiling The Teak

What is Oiling The Teak?

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

See jacking off, jerking, wanking

F.r.a.t

1. Fucking Rediculous Ass Tard Man, Bret is acting like a real F.R.A.T. today. See frat, fag, douchebag, vagina, cumqueen..

Madafaca

1. Spanish convertion of the word Motherfucker. "You go weak man" "Shut up madafaca" See fucker, bitch, stupid, ass..

Parafreak

1. Freak of Paramore. totally obsessed with the band. usually awesome scene kids that are obsessed with the hott lead singer, Hayley Will..

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