Oiling The Teak

What is Oiling The Teak?

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

See jacking off, jerking, wanking

Zip And Flip

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Animal Manners

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