What is Oily?
1.
being extremely drunk.
Man, last weekend, i was oily as fuck!
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2.
A cigarette. From the Cockney rhyming slang Oily Rag = fag.
I am going outside for an oily.
Got any spare oilies?
3.
when someone is cooler than everyone else; rises to the top. It's like how oil sperates from water. oil being the kick ass people and water being everyone else.
(the definetion should probably be made clear, before or after use, since there is the literal kind of oily. ick)
This is an old term, from somewhere such as Leave It To Beaver.
"she's oil"
"damn that bitch oily"
"What can i say, i'm oily, I rise above the rest"
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4.
A person, usually a man, who is perceived as being parasitic or of low moral principle and whose skin is also oily or who sweats a lot. Used also to refer to people of Greek, Italian, Middle Eastern and sometimes Jewish extraction. The target's occupation usually is one percieved as having a high rate of dishonesty or graft, and as such is often applied to politicians, lawyers, car salesmen, Hollywood agents, and pawn brokers.
"She's hired that oily lawyer again for her second divorce."
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