Oink

What is Oink?


1.

The noise that a piggy makes.

Pig 1: *oink*

Pig 2: *oink*

2.

The sound that a cow makes.

Cow: Oink oink oink oink oink!

See oink, cow, dusty, lindley, poop

3.

Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.

Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".

See Andy

4.

When expressed mathematically, (exemplified with the notation >oo<) is an astronomical value much greater than infinity, and has properties of a prime number (indivisible except by itself or by the one). It is absolute infinite. It is used to express my love for AW.

Oink oink piggy wiggy!

>oo<!

See love, infinite, math, piggy, magic

5.

Acronym for "Oh I Now Know"

Similar to OIC for "Oh I See"

Todd: So guess who was with your mom last night.

Jeff: OINK OINK OINK!

Todd: That's right you pig.

See oic, pig, acronym, abbreviation, chat

6.

Word used when one doesn't know how to respond to another persons question/comment, or doesn't want to admit to that persons accusition. Can also be used to break silence in an awkward situation.

Bob: "Hey I heard you ate my mom out... is there any truth to this?!?!"

Me: "Oink!"

Bob is among a group of people as he looks at his report card he just got in the mail and realized he's just failed out of college..... everyone is silent for a few minutes and no one knows what to say....

Me: ".......OINK!"

See crap, shit, bob, snatch

7.

a noise that pigs/piglets make.

"oink" says the pig.

See pig, piglet, animal, farm, pink


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